Unlike the knuckleball -- which wobbles and flutters and changes speed and directions like a drunk driver -- time positively flies. Could it only have been 90 days ago that R.A. Dickey sat at the Mets' spring training facility, expressing ambivalence about the upcoming season?
Having recently summitted Mt. Kilimanjaro to
But Dickey was about to release his book,
Here we are in mid-June and, let's just say, that concern no longer exists. Dickey has been pure magic this season. After confounding the Orioles on Monday night, Dickey became the first pitcher in almost a quarter-century to throw back-to-back one-hitters. He hasn't allowed an earned run in 42 2/3 innings. In a dozen decisions, Dickey is 11-1 this season. Suddenly this pitcher -- deep into middle-age, a few years removed from being a career minor leaguer contemplating retirement -- is likely to start the All-Star game next month. "R.a.-dick-ulous," as the tabloid headline writers will inevitably call it. Victor Cruz, Tim Tebow and Jeremy Lin have competition for the most endearingly unlikely New York sports story.
Like so many, Mets manager Terry Collins shakes his head at Dickey's success. "The Koufaxes and the Seavers and those guys, the greats of the greats, the 97 mile-an-hour fastballs and great curveballs, the Goodens, the Verlanders," Collins told reporters last night. "This guy is just amazing with that pitch, just amazing."
Yes, that pitch. What makes Dickey's breakthrough season all the more enchanting is that mystical pitch, the one that salvaged his career when he wasn't making it as a conventional thrower. When the ball leaves Dickey's hand and heads toward home, it doesn't rotate and it travels slower than the cars on the Grand Central Parkway beyond the Citi Field fences. Yet when the knuckleball dives, batters are left cleaving at air. Watch Dickey pitch and you almost giggle at how hopelessly both the batter and his poor catcher, Josh Thole, flail away. (Bob Uecker joke: "How do you catch a knuckleball? Wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.")
You also shudder imagining what would happen if one of today's Leviathan batters actually figured out the riddle and connected. This possibility is not lost on Dickey. "I've thrown a pitch as slow as 59 miles an hour to Vlad Guerrero and, yeah, you think, 'This sure can come off of my forehead at a high rate of speed.'"
Dickey is sport's ultimate outlier, which, of course, makes this story still sweeter. He is unapologetically thoughtful, literary and literate. His clubhouse locker doubles as a library; he's currently pondering writing a book of short stories. He is the rare ballplayer whose interviews are parsed on the vocabulary.com blog, whose voice gets thick with emotion when he discusses his love of words. With a full beard and an unruly head of hair, he even looks like a middle-aged English professor awaiting a tenure decision.
He is also the rare athlete who has a pleasant interaction with a member of the media and then thinks nothing of staying in contact. So it was that Dickey, whom
(Life being heavy into irony, it turns out Baker's mother teaches music to two of Dickey's children back home in Tennessee.) We steered clear of baseball. No reason to tempt fate and dwell on Dickey's startling success this season.
Like the knuckleball itself, who knows where this story is headed? Who knows when the plot will twist? But for now, what else can we do but happily follow along as the Mets' protagonist charts one of the more improbable narratives in sports?