'Jealous' Of Josh? Micah Predicts 'Which Allen' Cowboys Will Oppose at Bills

FRISCO - Dallas Cowboys defensive star Micah Parsons is preparing to have some fun against Buffalo Bills offensive star Josh Allen this Sunday, starting with an expression of "jealousy,'' including a "frat guy'' joke and ultimately predicting that "America's Team'' is about to face the best version of the Bills QB.

"I know we're the Dallas Cowboys, so I know what type of Josh we're gonna get,'' said Parsons, repeating a common mantra from here inside The Star on how opponents get especially fired up to face Dallas. "I don't think it's gonna be the one that makes some costly decisions.

"I think it's gonna be the one trying to beat on us pretty bad.''

Allen is indeed capable of "beating on you pretty bad,'' with skills that put him on the cover of EA Sports Madden 24 ... a "bucket list'' concept for Parsons, who said, "You have to put (Allen) in a different space because he was a cover of Madden; He's up there with the greats.

"I'm a little jealous because he was on the cover of Madden. I think growing up I think that's everyone's dream.''

The "Lion-backer '' Parsons might have to settle for another dream realized, as he is a frontrunners to win the NFL Defensive Player of the Year award this season.

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But for the defensive leader of the 10-3 Cowboys to accomplish that? It would help to beat the 7-6 Bills and Josh Allen in this national TV matchup ... and to force "frat guy'' Allen into some of the turnover mistakes that have plagued his career.

Micah Parsons on Josh Allen: He's a "Crazy Frat Guy.''

Wait. "Frat guy''? What? Allen has 25 TD passes. And 10 rushing TDs. But in addition to those top-of-the-chart numbers, he also has 14 interceptions and four fumbles.

Said Parsons with a colorful Josh Allen scouting report: “I probably would have hated being with Josh in college. That guy, doing that, making all his friends get all the way drunk ... Josh reminds me a lot of that one crazy guy at the frat … he's that wild dude on the field. He's going to talk trash. He's going to get rowdy."