Watch: Messi, Suarez, Neymar, Xavi get all the goals and assists vs. Getafe

When Barcelona is on its game, the team is among the most dangerous in Europe. When it's really in the mood, Barcelona can do things unheard of in the game of soccer.
That's what happened on Tuesday, as the Catalan side blitzed Getafe with a six goal run (including five in the first half alone) in which every goal was assisted by the player that scored the previous one.
How do you start a run of logic like that, though? With an unassisted goal. Like a penalty kick. Even this least-impressive goal of the group was still accomplished with style, and Messi buried a "Panenka" to open the scoring in the ninth minute:
Down goes @LuisSuarez9 & a penalty is awarded to @FCBarcelona @TeamMessi takes it 1-0 (9') #beINLaLiga ##FCBGetafe http://t.co/GfzfN1i8Ee
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) April 28, 2015
The Argentine followed that up with a pinpoint assist, which Suarez capped off with an acrobatic toe-poke finish. BeIn Sports commentator Ray Hudson's reaction tells you all you need to know.
.@TeamMessi beautifully serves @LuisSuarez9 who destroys that last touch! 2-0 #FCBGetafe #beINLaLiga http://t.co/7WyFEz9nI0
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) April 28, 2015
This is when things start getting a little ridiculous. Just like Messi followed up his goal with an assist, Suarez followed up HIS goal with an assist. Appropriately enough, he teed up his strike partner Neymar to make the score 3-0 after just 28 minutes.
Stripped away & @neymarjr makes it 3-0 for @FCBarcelona MSN score in less than 28 minutes. #beINLaLiga #FCBGetafe http://t.co/A956koUSHX
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) April 28, 2015
Can you guess what happened next? That's right, just like Messi and Suarez before him, Neymar followed up his goal with an assist. This time, it was Barcelona's elder statesman Xavi that got the goal, curling home an exquisite effort from outside of the box that may well be the best goal of the lot:
OH MY! The best of the lot from Xavi. Massacre at the Camp Nou. 4-0 @FCBarcelona #beINLaLiga http://t.co/6HsddfNkpI
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) April 28, 2015
Xavi followed that up with an assist, but you probably knew that already. Suarez scored his second goal of the game, another beauty from a tough angle.
WOWZA! @LuisSuarez9 with a wonderful curve 5-0 but that back heel from Xavi is just class! #beINLaLiga #FCBGetafe http://t.co/tebMEy0KvZ
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) April 28, 2015
"Maybe," you're probably thinking right now, "Getafe should look out for a Suarez assist to start the second half."
Getafe did not look out for a Suarez assist to start the second half. He supplied the final touch before Messi scored his second. It would be the last goal of the night, finishing soccer's version of a logical loop as perfectly as possible.
Stacking cherry upon cherry! @TeamMessi 6-0 for @FCBarcelona
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) April 28, 2015
The buildup is gold! #FCBGetafe #beINLaLiga http://t.co/DZbv5lYQYd
With the goals, Barcelona's South American connection of Messi, Neymar, and Suarez have combined for 102 goals in La Liga. Not bad for less than one season playing together.
