Caroline Wozniacki releases auto-tuned jam for charity

Caroline Wozniacki sings. Or to be more accurate, Caroline Wozniacki knows people who have an auto-tune machine. The former No. 1 released a song called

Courtney Nguyen | Apr 3, 2012

Caroline Wozniacki sings. Or to be more accurate, Caroline Wozniacki knows people who have an auto-tune machine.

The former No. 1 released a song called "Oxygen" to benefit the Danish and Polish paralympic teams. Now, since this single was released for charity, it would be pretty unfair to rip her effort. But I think it's fair to critique the production efforts. Memo to the music industry: When the members of "Spinal Tap" said, "But it goes to eleven," they were referring to the volume on an amplifier, NOT the gauge on the auto-tune software. Wozniacki's voice is completely unrecognizable. Even Rihanna is thinking, "Wow, that's a lot of auto-tune."

The five best lyrics from Woz's auto-tuned masterpiece, presented to you without comment.

1. "Come over here so I can touch your body. Don't make me wait. Don't hesitate."

2. "O-X-Y-G-E-N, Oxygen."

3. "You're like the gravity that's holding' me, it's pulling babe."

4. "Yo, what's your name, Girl?" "My name is Caroline."

5. "Girl, you're my match point." "Boy, you're my match point."

Published Apr 3, 2012

COURTNEY NGUYEN

Contributor, SI.com Nguyen is a freelance writer for SI.com, providing full coverage of professional tennis both on and off the court. Her content has become a must-read for fans and insiders to stay up-to-date with a sport that rarely rests. She has appeared on radio and TV talk shows all over the world and is one of the co-hosts of No Challenges Remaining, a weekly podcast available on iTunes. Nguyen graduated from the University of California, Irvine in 1999 and received a law degree from the University of California, Davis in 2002. She lives in the Bay Area.