Monday December 15th, 2014

Fantasy Football > Porn

Lisa Ann :: Getty Images

Congrats to porn star Lisa Ann, who you may know as the star of Who's Nailin' Paylin? or as the woman who went on a date with Notre Dame freshman Josh Brent. She has retired from the adult film industry to focus on fantasy football. In a long, handwritten letter to fans posted on Facebook and Twitter, Lisa explains her decision, saying "In my new life, I dream of having an undefeated season in fantasy football.”   


Everyone Else > Jay Cutler

Bears fans struggled through another miserable Jay Cutler performance as he threw three interceptions in a 31-15 loss to the Saints. Predictably, this led to a plethora of great internet jokes and memes. Even Jon Gruden was calling for his replacement. In fairness, it was an ugly game all-around. The Bears attempted and failed a fake punt with only 10 players on the field, which was matched in awfulness by this failed field-goal attempt by the Saints. Cutler then left his press conference early, before he could get grilled by the Chicago media.


Braves Losing Fake Game

The Atlanta Braves released a drawing of their new stadium, Sun Trust Park, on Monday and one keen-eyed fan noticed something upsetting about the scoreboard. It had the Braves losing to the Nationals 6-3 while also committing an error. After being notified of the score, the Braves sent out a tweet letting fans know that, "@FreddieFreeman5 hits a grand slam in the 8th and @kimbrel46 saves it in the 9th. #duh." 


Lovely Lady of the Day

Congratulations to fitness model Janet Layug on being named Miss Hooters International 2014. That definitely deserves LLOD honors (click here for full-size gallery). And be sure to buy your 2015 Hooters Wall Calendar.


Hot Clicks Public Health Message

If you were thinking of trying out for the Olympic Sailing team in hopes of competing at the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, then you may want to come up with another plan. There is a drug-resistant "super-bacteria" in the water, along with high levels of fecal matter. I also recommend staying away from the Poppy Waterman Ice Arena in Lake Delton, Wis., where 81 people were hospitalized after the rink's Zamboni leaked carbon monoxide.


The Next J.J. Watt


David Ortiz Trolls Jon Lester


You Can Dress a Pig...


They Needed More Than Luck


From the SI Vault

Mr. T, William Perry and Hulk Hogan :: Getty Images

William "Refrigerator" Perry turned 52 today. In this 1986 photo, Perry poses with Mr. T and Hulk Hogan during a taping of The A-Team. For more classic sports photos, visit the SI Vault on Twitter.


Odds & Ends

North Florida lost a game because players dunked in pregame warmups ... DeMarcus Cousins found out about coach Mike Malone's firing over Twitter ... The seven dumbest decisions of Kings owner Vivek Randive ... Theo Epstein brought down the house with a deer urine joke at Jon Lester's press conference ... Tyler Hansbrough's elbow nearly decapitated Evan Fournier ... Wichita State coach Gregg Marshall really wants students to show up for his team's games ... CNN with a good look at the amazing architecture of new stadiums ... A former Miss New York is suing Match.com ... The five hottest toys this holiday season ... Charlie Sheen is at it again.


Tom Izzo, Accordion Artist

Michigan State's coach gets in the holiday spirit.


Get Your Laugh On

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Kim DeJesus, Wiffle Ball Star

Everyone's favorite baseball WAG shows off her skills.

 

Practicing my swing #baseball #wiffleball

A video posted by @kimdejesus on


Quick Rant 

This video of a high school player getting dunked on by Javin Montgomery-DeLaurier of St. Anne’s-Belfield School (Charlottesville, Va.) has been making the rounds and I am getting annoyed by it. The kid who is getting dunked on made the correct play and tried to take a charge, which is a brave move against the 6-foot-9 Montgomery-DeLaurier. And to make it worse, the video is set to just awful, terrible music and slowed down to embarrass the charge taker (whose name doesn't appear in any of the 10 links I saw). If anyone knows who the player is taking the charge, please email me (andy_gray@simail.com). I am going to send him a gift from SI. He deserves it.


Treadmill Win

I didn't want to end Hot Clicks on that rant so here's a great video of a guy falling off a treadmill while checking out a girl. He gets a solid A for the recovery. (H/T Black Sports Online)

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