Tuesday March 31st, 2015

Pitcher Sean Doolittle and his girlfriend thought they had everything they needed to rent an apartment in the Bay Area before the Oakland A's season began, but it turns out they forgot one thing: a dog résumé.

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According to SFGate.com, one landlord asked the couple to fill out a CV for their dog, Stella, so Doolittle's girlfriend, Eireann Dolan, created a pun-filled, tongue-in-cheek list of the animal's qualifications to live in the building.

Stella's experience includes being a dog, and attending "DePaw University" for grades K-9, and her skills include "Lying about myself on résumés" and "Standing on top of another dog while we both wear a trenchcoat and try to obtain a bank loan."

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Unfortunately, Stella's impressive credentials were all for naught, as the couple's application was denied because the landlord said their car was too large, SFGate.com reports.

Brendan Maloy

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