Tuesday November 10th, 2015

Ryan Fitzpatrick, the former Harvard quarterback, has a beard—a big, bushy, luscious beard. Professional press conference jester Rex Ryan, however, isn’t a fan of the look.

But Fitzpatrick would like to make it clear that, despite his wooly visage, he is actually quite sexually appealing.

Rex should know better than to crack jokes about a guy’s sex life

- Dan Gartland

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