Dan Haren tells fun, random stories from his career on Twitter

Former Cubs pitcher Dan Haren tweeted some fun stories from his career Monday.

Former MLB pitcher Dan Haren has a pretty entertaining Twitter account. While Haren may not have been the most exciting player on the field during a career spanning 13 seasons and eight teams, he has a pretty good personality on social media. 

Monday, apropos of nothing, Haren decided to share some pretty funny stories from his career. Here’s the full monologue:

Wait, what?

Huh, never heard that one before.

Same.