Here’s an exhaustive White House tour courtesy of Wade Phillips

Broncos defensive coordinator Wade Phillips seems to be enjoying his day at the White House.

Wade Phillips, whose earnest Twitter account would be incredible performance art if he were 40 years younger, visited the White House on Monday.

Phillips was part of the Denver Broncos cabal meeting President Obama in wake of Denver’s victory in Super Bowl 50. You may be thinking, Gee, I wish I could see what the White House looked like from the perspective of a Super Bowl champion.

Well, thanks to Phillips (and his Twitter), you can! Check out Phillips’s extremely exhaustive tour of the White House:

That's right, we’re not even inside yet!

There, now you never have to go to the White House.