The best Eli Manning meme now has merchandise
Last year writer Rob Fee began a wonderful weekly Twitter series in which he listed things New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning dislikes, presenting Manning as an overgrown man child with a limited vocabulary.
Eli Manning’s Dislikes: VROOM Sticks (vacuum) Sad Cloud Time (rain) Ding Dong Wakey Box (alarm clock) Hurty Hand (?) Unchocolate Milk (milk)— Rob Fee (@robfee) October 11, 2013
Eli Manning Dislikes: Web Scorpions (Spiders) Arm O'Clockeys (Watches) Untreasure Chests (Trash Bags) Elephant Grins (?) Not Dad (Strangers)— Rob Fee (@robfee) November 10, 2013
And now Fee is rolling out T-shirts with the QB's imaginary pet peeves listed on them, so you can let everyone you pass on the street know that you love internet jokes.
- Brendan Maloy