The Philadelphia 76ers have done everything in their power not to win this season. In this summer's draft, they had two top-ten picks and came away with a pair of players who won't play this year. Joel Embiid will miss the season while recovering from back surgery, and Dario Saric is still playing in Europe. They really, really want to lose as much as possible this year so they can get a high draft pick.
But the team has a special treat for the few hundred fans who will come out to the arena to watch this putrid team: a really 3-D floor animation system.
Cool. They can use this right before they introduce their starting lineup of Michael Carter-Williams, Nerlens Noel and three other dudes.
- Dan Gartland