Twitter argument with Wisconsin cops was only fun Nebraska fans had

Saturday's game against Wisconsin didn't go so well for Nebraska. The Cornhuskers were blown out 59-24 in a critical Big Ten West game and allowed Wisconsin running back Melvin Gordon to run for 408 yards on 25 carries, setting the FBS record for rushing yards in a game.

The only source of amusement for Husker fans was the ever-comical Fake Bo Pelini Twitter account. With Wisconsin taking a 24-10 halftime lead and then blowing the game open in the third quarter, @FauxPelini quickly resorted to negotiating with Wisconsin's university police.

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.@UWMadison Please deliver the following to the visitors locker room ASAP:
1 blowtorch
3 hammers
2 baseball bats
1 polar bear
coffee
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

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.@FauxPelini @UWMadison FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list. Sorry for being #funhaters.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

I HAVE A NOTE FROM MY PSYCHIATRIST RT @UWMadisonPolice:FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list.
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

.@42proof @FauxPelini - ok, we'll approve the coffee and polar bear. Deal?
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice Hey this is weird but our locker room accidentally caught on fire and 18 of our players slipped and fell into a mirror
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

@FauxPelini Hmmm....that IS weird...
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice also our starting defense fell down the stairs, you need to have those checked
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

@FauxPelini Check your defense? Or the stairs? Pretty sure the stairs are in great shape.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice I think you should know that Melvin Gordon's license plates are expired can you arrest him pls
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

@sevans1956 @FauxPelini @BoiledSports No license is required for #beastmode.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

Nebraska's hopes of winning the Big Ten and possibly sneaking into the Playoff were squashed with its embarrassing performance in Madison, but at least the fake Pelini was there to add some levity to the whole thing.

- Ben Estes