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Check out Ortiz’s retirement plans, and his schedule for Opening Day, according to SNL.

By Extra Mustard
April 03, 2016

Kenan Thompson made us laugh on Saturday Night Live this week by bringing back his impression of Red Sox slugger David Ortiz in honor of his impending retirement from baseball.

Check out Ortiz’s retirement plans, and his schedule for Opening Day, according to SNL. He’ll be eating a lot.

Looking for a double on a gapper to right-center? Welp, I can’t help you!

– Kenny Ducey

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