Boston Celtics guard Isaiah Thomas knows the perfect way to resolve his height issues.
If you watched the NBA All-Star game this year, you may have noticed a shorter player with a headband nailing outside shots and going toe-to-toe with the game’s elite.
Well, that shorter player was Celtics guard Isaiah Thomas, who is listed as a likely generous 5'9". Though Thomas’s height hasn’t stopped him from producing at an All-Star level—he’s averaging over 21 points per game—that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t like to tack on a couple extra inches.
Fortunately, it seems as if he’s found the perfect solution—a trip to outer space!
Thomas may have to log a few “DNP: Growing in space” tags for the Celtics, but it will be worth it in the long run.