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Celtics guard Isaiah Thomas has the solution to his height problems

Boston Celtics guard Isaiah Thomas knows the perfect way to resolve his height issues.

If you watched the NBA All-Star game this year, you may have noticed a shorter player with a headband nailing outside shots and going toe-to-toe with the game’s elite.

Well, that shorter player was Celtics guard Isaiah Thomas, who is listed as a likely generous 5'9". Though Thomas’s height hasn’t stopped him from producing at an All-Star level—he’s averaging over 21 points per game—that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t like to tack on a couple extra inches.

Fortunately, it seems as if he’s found the perfect solution—a trip to outer space!

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Thomas may have to log a few “DNP: Growing in space” tags for the Celtics, but it will be worth it in the long run.