Our Ideas for Hockey Culinary Delights

Our Ideas for Hockey Culinary Delights

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Inspired by actual products, such as Ryan Miller's new Kick-Save Krunch cereal, we thought we'd cook up some goodies that would have made perfect sense in their day. Talk about missed opportunities for savvy marketers...

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Finger food at its finest.

David E. Klutho/SI (Thomas);<br> Renee Comet/Getty Images <br>Photo composite: Dave Kaye/SI.com

The butter stops here! Great for breakfast, and they make handy pads when you're pressed into service between the pipes.

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If anyone deserved to be on a box of oats, it was this consummate playmaker...

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The sweet-skating defensemen was a tasty combination of offense and defense, no?

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Well, his nickname is Soupy, after all. Still time for the soupmaker to sign him up...

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Yeah, he had a real cereal, but the netminder's name is a sweet match for a famous brand of candy...

Tom Hanson/AP (Grahame);<br> Getty Images/StockFood <br>Photo composite: Dave Kaye/SI.com

Serving suggestion: with a HUGE glass of milk.

Justin Sullivan/Getty Images;<br> David E. Klutho/SI (Coffey) <br>Photo composite: Dave Kaye/SI.com

Baseball great Joe DiMaggio used to pitch Mr. Coffee coffeemakers. You'd think some savvy bean counter would have latched onto the Hall of Fame defenseman back in the day...

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The journeyman defenseman hailed from Pittsburgh, the home of Iron City suds...

Martin Diebel/Getty Images/fStop;<br> David E. Klutho/SI (Bourque) <br>Photo composite: Dave Kaye/SI.com

Well, they do call Boston "Beantown" after all...so why not?

Scott Olson/Getty Images;<br> Andrew D. Berstein/Getty Images/NHLI (Heinze) <br>Photo composite: Dave Kaye/SI.com

The winger actually wore 57 as a play off the brand (which had no "e"), so he clearly deserved to be on a bottle of this stuff.

Matthew O'Shea/Getty Images;<br> Paul J. Bereswill/SI (Milbury) <br>Photo composite: Dave Kaye/SI.com

Famous for his poppin'-off freshness, the brash former GM/coach and now broadcaster always gets a rise ...