Andy Murray's Twitter Q&A: No, he's not getting married after Wimbledon

Andy Murray and the British Davis Cup team takes on the U.S. in a first-round tie Friday. (Quinn Rooney/Getty Images)

Andy Murray held another impromptu Twitter Q&A, this time in celebration of his video game domination over Davis Cup teammate James Ward -- Murray wanted to see if he could get his victorious hashtag #murray8ward1 trending. He didn't quite make it that far, but that doesn't mean the two hour session wasn't worthwhile. Once again, Murray's dry, sarcastic sense of humor shined as bright as the San Diego sun. Smoking Wimbledon grass? Kim Sears' wig? Judy Murray's hair dressing skills? Murray knocks it out of the park.

Murray's Twitter session caused quite a stir back in Britain, where mainstream press reported that Murray was, in fact, planning to marry his girlfriend Kim Sears after Wimbledon. Can no one take a joke anymore?

Read some of Murray's best Twitter dispatches below:

@viniciuscostaz its a daily occurrence
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@loltennis ohhh tough one.. they all get me going in different ways
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@MishaSakina chocolate ice cream
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@ViVi_Collector a Human
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@JeffGuadagno surprised your still awake then!
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@OneKevinSmith i dont know... hes weird
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@besdimabayao a razor
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@jamEYYoo the sad face suggests you would rather i didnt
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@wattdawg89 @JamesWardtennis depends what colour the courts are
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@marapore vicious body odour... you?
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@ProdigyRep no i smoked it
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@ellainlondon you got it! it's peroxide blonde underneath it
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@DjokerFansARG probably because i have bad teeth and i'm self conscious about them.. maybe why i don't smile much in public either
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@gobansko kim judging by their respective hairdos
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

@saravana_24 we are getting married just after Wimbledon should be a great day
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

3 things.. I don't smoke grass, I'm not getting married(yet) and I don't want to kill rafael Nadal..
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014

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