Sam Page
Wednesday November 27th, 2013

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When he's not ruining his basketball franchise with incessant meddling, Knicks owner James Dolan lives a perpetual rock band fantasy camp as the lead singer of target="_blank"> JD & the Straight Shot. And now some (presumed) angry Knicks fan -- perhaps hoping Dolan would switch to music full-time -- has taken to vandalizing the Straight Shot's Wikipedia page, replacing the existing song titles with new ones, such as "Can't Make The Knicks Win," "Reunion With Isiah in Hell," "What Do We Do Now (ballad of a clueless owner)," and -- my favorite -- "There's Something Wrong With Having Draft Picks."

Here's the complete track listing, for when Wikipedia inevitably takes this fine art down (click to enlarge):

Screen shot 2013-11-27 at 10.28.26 AM h/t Snake

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