It's Memorial Day weekend, which means it is your patriotic duty to grill by any means necessary. No excuses, folks.
Wait, what's that? You're going to be on a boat and can't grill on the water? Well, tell that to this enterprising San Francisco Giants fan hanging out in McCovey Cove.
Better look at the grill on board a kayak in McCovey Cove tonight pic.twitter.com/E5JAiIA398
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) May 25, 2014
You're an American hero, Giants fan. After you're done celebrating the long weekend, follow me on Twitter. We can discuss grills, and other things that are not grills.