The Agony Of Defeat
The curse of Mick Jagger lives! In one of the most anticipated games of the World Cup, Germany trounced Brazil 7-1, leaving the host nation's fans in a state of shock. Predictably, Twitter went wild with jokes and memes (and swimsuit models!) as the game officially became the most tweeted about sports event of all time. Even God got in on the action. More importantly, Brazi's drubbing started a new movement in Australia called #timcahilling.
Having Fun With Naked Prince Fielder
Prince Fielder is one of the athletes who posed naked for ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue, and since it's 2014, people made jokes on Twitter. My favorites included naked Fielder spinning the Price is Right wheel and naked Fielder hailing a cab in Manhattan. I apologize if you were looking for something more lively after reading my headline for this item.
Less than two months after sending out wedding invitations and then breaking up with fiancee Caroline Wozniacki, Rory McIlroy was spotted during a night out in Dublin with Irish singer-model Nadia Forde. Johnny Manziel, meanwhile, hit up Las Vegas over the weekend, where he practiced his bathroom origami and partied with Playboy Miss Social contestant Dallas Nicole.
Lovely Lady of the Day
SI Swimsit model and Dutch native Valerie van der Graaf is getting pumped for Wednesday's World Cup game between the Netherlands and Argentina. It'd be a wasted opportunity if I didn't make her today's LLOD.
Who Said It? Charles Dickens or Ian Darke
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Who Wants a Two-Foot Long Taco?
The Rangers debuted the Tanaco on Monday. It includes a foot of ground beef and another foot of chicken topped with lettuce, nacho cheese, sour cream, pico de gallo and jalapenos.
The $15,000 Air Jordans
This pair of Nike Air Jordan XI Low PEs, in black and red, worn by Michael Jordan, can be yours for $15,000 (plus $50 shipping and handling).
From the SI Vault
O.J. Simpson turns 67 today. In this 1978 photo, Simpson relaxes on the set of Firepower, which, according to IMDB, is "not a very good movie." Simpson would later star in the highly successful Naked Gun franchise before being tried—and ultimately acquitted—on charges that he murdered his ex-wife.
Odds and Ends
Follow me on Twitter and join the Hot Clicks Facebook page ... Jeopardy! took a shot at Notre Dame's disappointing performance in the 2013 BCS title game ... An angry Jim Boeheim ripping off his jacket is now a billboard ... Giants pitcher Madison Bumgarner wants to participate in the Home Run Derby ... Gallery: Lightning strikes at sporting events ... McKayla Maroney continues to be an Instagram star ... The logos of the Broncos and the Seahawks get the World Cup treatment ... The CIA's Twitter account confirmed that the agency doesn't know where Tupac is ... The AARP's list of 20 essential albums ... A Malaysian legislator tweeted "LONG LIVE HITLER" after Germany's win over Brazil.
Meet the AL All-Star Starting Lineup
Batting stance guy works his magic.
Germany's World Cup Performance Gets the Jim Ross Treatment
"As God is my witness, he is broken in half!"
This Is Unusual
A ball hit by Kevin Kiermaier rips through the webbing of Eric Hosmer's glove during last night's Rays-Royals game.
This golden retriever is terrified to walk past a cat on the stairs.