Friday's A.M. Hot Clicks: Tyler Seguin Uses Groin As Golf Tee
Things To Do in the NHL Offseason
It's been an interesting offseason so far in the NHL. The Stanley Cup rode shotgun in a convertible with Marian Gaborik and was used as a cereal bowl by Anzi Kopitar. Evengi Malkin spent his time away from the ice swimming with sharks. The Sharks' plan to introduce Ice Girls was met with widespread anger by their fans. But the craziest moment of the summer happened yesterday, when Stars center Tyler Seguin used his crotch as a golf tee and somehow didn't get hurt.
Tom Brady Wins Again
In 2013, Tom Brady took a hometown discount and signed a five-year deal to stay with the Patriots through the 2017 season. That isn't a huge sacrifice, it turns out, when your wife (Gisele Bundchen, in this case) is the world's highest paid supermodel and makes $128,000 per day. No wonder she's doing an upside down flip in a bikini.
Room Available (Asian-American NBA Point Guard Preferred)
In case new Lakers guard Jeremy Lin hasn't found accommodations yet, a mom in Redondo Beach put out this ad on Craig's List for him.
Lovely Lady of the Day
Gracie Carvalho has a new lingerie shoot out for Next, which is a great way to begin your weekend. (Click here for the full size gallery).
Fart Bottle Roulette, Anyone?
Rangers reliever Derek Holland explained this fun, new game during an interview with Dallas radio station 105.3 The Fan: "'Fart Bottle Roulette' is when you get a bunch of little water bottles, fart into one of them, put them in a bag, shuffle it, and than watch everybody's reaction. Everybody opens a bottle one by one and it's the most nerve-wracking thing ever because you really don't want that bottle." #bullpenlife
Concession Food Item of the Week
Ever crave a milkshake made of beer, vanilla ice cream and bacon-infused maple syrup? As luck would have it, the Shake'n Bacon Brew is sold at the Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas.
From the SI Vault
Joe Torre turns 74 today. So if you happen to see the former Yankees manager working his game on the dance floor this weekend, buy him a birthday drink. For more classic sports photos (and some dancing ones), visit the SI Vault on Twitter.
Odds & Ends
This is what the inside of Andrew Luck's refrigerator looks like ... CBS plans to promote Thursday Night Football by putting NFL players on its TV shows, which I'm hoping results in a Bill Belichick cameo on Two and a Half Men ... Dwyane Wade has found a new teammate to replace LeBron ... This fan got Charlie Villanueva tattooed on his wrist (for some reason I'll never understand) ... Serge Ibaka claims his favorite movie is 'Tony Montana,' which makes me think it really isn't his favorite movie ... An ultramarathon runner was struck by lightning during a race in Colorado and still finished the 100-mile race ... Tim Howard is hoping the Knicks sign him to their roster ... Marilyn Manson looks really weird as a Sons of Anarchy character ... The 50 funniest Russian dating site photos ... This may be the most absurd thing a musician has said so far this year ... There's now a thing called "spray cake," which is cake batter in an aerosol can. At least it's not fried chicken Oreos. ... The Hot Clicks archives.
Excited for Rio?
Nike released this 'Tomorrow starts now' clip in anticipation of the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro.
The Office Audition Tapes
This is kind of old (it hit the internet in December) but I'm just seeing it now. Seth Rogan, Bob Odenkirk, Adam Scott and others audition for the NBC sitcom in 2003.
The Sopranos Theme (Grand Theft Auto style)
This is well done. (H/T Refined Guy)