Tuesday March 3rd, 2015

A day after using some misleading claims about the early-March Indianapolis climate to recruit free-agent-to-be defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, Colts punter Pat McAfee is at it again.

This time, McAfee turned to a delicious-looking pastry and some bizzare photoshopping in a pitch to Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson. Houston has reportedly given Johnson permission to seek a trade.

"HUGE rolls" appears to be a play on words regarding Johnson's disappointment with his projected role with the Texans for 2015. No clue why McAfee's head is so big in the photoshop, though.

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With Reggie Wayne, Hakeem Nicks and Joshua Cribbs set to become free agents on March 10, the Colts could surely use some help at receiver. Perhaps McAfee has a few more "huge rolls" he can dust off.

Mike Fiammetta

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