A day after using some misleading claims about the early-March Indianapolis climate to recruit free-agent-to-be defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, Colts punter Pat McAfee is at it again.
This time, McAfee turned to a delicious-looking pastry and some bizzare photoshopping in a pitch to Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson. Houston has reportedly given Johnson permission to seek a trade.
"HUGE rolls" appears to be a play on words regarding Johnson's disappointment with his projected role with the Texans for 2015. No clue why McAfee's head is so big in the photoshop, though.
With Reggie Wayne, Hakeem Nicks and Joshua Cribbs set to become free agents on March 10, the Colts could surely use some help at receiver. Perhaps McAfee has a few more "huge rolls" he can dust off.
- Mike Fiammetta