Amar'e Stoudemire says very serious things in a very silly outfit

The Dallas Mavericks took a tough beating from the Cleveland Cavaliers on Tuesday night, and afterward Amar'e Stoudemire was not happy with the performance of his new team and he let reporters know it.

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The Dallas Mavericks took a tough beating from the Cleveland Cavaliers on Tuesday night, and afterward Amar'e Stoudemire was not happy with the performance of his new team and he let reporters know it.

Unfortunately Stoudemire's words may have been undercut a little by his post-game wardrobe, which could best be described as Sgt. Pepper-meets-René Magritte.

Amar’e passing out Crunchberries after the game. pic.twitter.com/efy66CMQl8

— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) March 11, 2015

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Stoudemire is vocal about his love of fashion, but this look should maybe have stayed in his suitcase.

- Brendan Maloy