Tuesday March 31st, 2015

Carolina Panthers' quarterback Cam Newton was the recipient of some negative press that circulated Monday. The publication? An elementary school newspaper.

Twitter user Jeff Atkins tweeted out the following opprobrium Monday claiming it was from the newspaper at the elementary school his son attends. 

This is beautiful. It's like if you combined Hemingway and Jon Gruden into one person, and then put them in grade school. 

The author of the piece is as yet unidentified. However, one possible suspect has emerged.

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