One Reason Not To Finish in Last Place
Sure, the NHL and NBA playoffs are in full swing but I am leading Hot Clicks with a much more important sports item. This poor guy finished in last place in his fantasy hockey league and paid the ultimate price. And yes, he's Canadian.
French Swimmers Love Cocaine
That's the allegation in a new book by Amaury Leveaux, who won gold in the 100m relay at the 2012 London Olympics. This quote is gold: "Some of us wouldn't spit at a little line of coke from time to time. For others it's not just a little line, it's a complete motorway covered in white powder which they zoom down at top speed."
Just When You Think You've Heard Everything Possible About Tim Tebow...
A football fan/conspiracy theorist wrote a letter to Eagles guard Evan Mathis about how NFL owners don't want Tim Tebow and his Christian beliefs in the NFL. He then demands Mathis forward his letter to coach Chip Kelly. I miss the simple days when Tebow running in the rain was major news.
Lovely Lady of the Day
Caitlin O'Connor, today's LLOD, is an actress and model who should be on your radar (click here for full-size gallery).
Rajon Rondo is the Worst
Cats are Flexible
Best Socks Ever
Curious George (The Cat)
This Line Between Love and Hate
Playoff Hockey is the Best Hockey
Baseball's Human Highlight Film
Odds & Ends
A taco cannon is coming to the University of Nebraska-Omaha's new hockey arena ... A 5-year-old threw out the first pitch at a minor league game after receiving a new prosthetic hand ... Alex Rodriguez to a reporter: "It's been one long boo for 15 years" ... Hanley Ramirez and Manny Ramirez are next-door neighbors in Miami ... This story made me really like Dwayne Bowe ... Tom Brady will attend the Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao fight on May 2 ... Jim Harbaugh called his future wife nine times before she agreed to go on a date with him ... If you ever wondered what golf on Mars would be like ... Randall Cunningham's daughter is the nation's best high school high jumper ... Cool piece on the physics of baseball (in super slow-motion) ... This may be the worst shootout attempt in hockey history ... UConn coach Kevin Ollie released a statement Wednesday saying he has no plans to pursue other jobs, but he's still a leading candidate for the Oklahoma City gig ... This app lets you create a creepy cartoon version of yourself ... Cotton Candy Fries are a thing ... So is fried chicken cake .
Oreo Trick Shots
Take that, Dude Perfect!
Chris Rock on the State of Baseball
The Cavs Get a Playoff Anthem
Frank Caliendo introduces the D-Backs Lineup
The comedian busted out all his best impressions for this.