Pitchers Doctoring Baseballs
In A.M. Clicks, I mentioned how Brewers relief pitcher Will Smith was ejected from Thursday's game against the Braves for having rosin and sunscreen on his right forearm. I then followed it up with an Uncle Phil reference since that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the name 'Will Smith' in print. But that's neither here nor there. Above is a gallery of pitchers doctoring baseballs (click here for full-size gallery).
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John Slattery Stars in 1988 SI Commercial
Still need your John Slattery fix now that Mad Men is over? Allow me to point you in the direction of this 1988 Sports Illustrated commercial, which was one of the actor's first roles. And if anyone has a copy of "All New Not-So Great Moments in Sports," take a bow.
P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
It's been a while since Jessica White made an appearance as LLOD. I can't think of a better way to start a long weekend (click here for full-size gallery).
Italian Amateur Soccer President Fired for Calling Women Players ‘Lesbians’
Two Bears Fight Over Garbage
Promo Shots of Pro Wrestlers in '80s
NFL Memes Bonanza
Ever Wonder What Team Donovan McNabb Supports in NHL Playoffs?
This Does Not Need To Stop
Sexual Donut Alert
Jahlil Okafor vs. Puppy
Odds & Ends
Draymond Green's mom is the best ... Top 10 things to watch on the WWE Network. This list should've included the Legends of Wrestling roundtable, which rule ... Uproxx debated the most popular lawn game in advance of Memorial Day Weekend ... Catch up on SI.com's 10 most popular stories from this week ... The 101 hottest celebrity Instagram pics of the week ... The first photos from the set of Wet, Hot American Summer are out ... An 89-year-old World War II veteran graduated from college 70 years after quitting school to go off to war ... Amy Schumer's next project: a mother-daughter comedy ... Three husky puppies play tug of war with their mom ... Is The Big Lewbowski a retelling of Alice in Wonderland?
SI's Newest Swimsuit Model
Baseball's Favorite Singing Vendor
Meet Howard (Opera Man) Greer, a beer vendor at Coors Field. (H/T FTW)
Timeout With T.O.
Our pal Tiffany Oshinsky with a review of the week in sports.
Have a great Memorial Day Weekend everyone. Don't do anything dumb. We'll have a fresh Hot Clicks on Monday.
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