No. Please. Not Again.
I was in Target with the wife last weekend when Bruno Mars's Uptown Funk came on. I made the "Have you ever heard this song before?" joke and she rolled her eyes. A few minutes later, Beyonce's Single Ladies came on and the whole store broke out in dance. Okay, maybe that last part isn't true, but Beyonce would be a great choice as the first singer to play the Super Bowl Halftime Show twice. So would Bruce Springsteen, Prince, Paul McCartney or U2. But the NFL seems intent on booking Bruno Mars, who played the halftime show just two years ago, for this year's show. Think I'll be tuning to Puppy Bowl 12 this year. And while we're on the subject, here's a refresher of the 10 best halftime performances in Super Bowl history.
Best Unlicensed Baseball T-Shirts
Ranking Celebs at Venus vs. Serena
Lovely Lady of the Day
Meagan Pastorchik, better known as Miss Hooters International 2015, is excited about Hooters' $300,000 fantasy football challenge. Even Jon Gruden is involved. She is today's LLOD (click here for Meagan's full-size gallery).
One Way to Spend $75 Million
A family living in the United Arab Emirates dropped $75 million on a six-foot birthday cake that contains 4,000 real diamonds. Whatever. I'd take a Mrs. Fields cookie cake over that monstrosity any day of the week.
This guy had his sunglasses stolen after a one-night stand and did what any person would do: He texted her for an entire year to get them back.
This Week's SI Cover
Great Donahue Show Reference
J.J. Watt Imitates Chris Farley
Odds & Ends
Cristiano Ronaldo is being trash-talked by a tiny nation of 32,000 people ... This Pats fan bought a "Brady Freed" decal for his car to celebrate Judge Berman's decision ... The Kansas State Marching Band director has been suspended for that unfortunate halftime formation ... Peyton Manning has been an amateur football historian for longer than he’s been a quarterback ... LeBron James is helping parents in Ohio earn their GED ... Ranking the NBA logos ... ESPN broadcaster Britt McHenry keeps getting better and better looking ... Everyone should own a college football onesie ... Browns fans have already started a "Fail for Cardale" movement ... The 12 rudest college football fanbases ... This fan should quit trying to catch foul balls ... The 32 greatest talk show hosts of all time ... A review of Stephen Colbert's first show ... The 2016 list of best U.S. colleges is out ... Seven milestones in video game history.
Extra Mustard Minute
I have nothing but good things to say about this Mississippi State fan.
Marc-Andre Fleury Recreates Famous Slap Shot Scene
This is great. If you need a reference, here's the original scene. (Thanks to Rod in Calgary for the tip)
Late Night Talk Show Advice
Stephen Colbert debuted his late night talk show Tuesday night and received some advice from his fellow hosts.
Give This Man a Raise
Meteorologist Liam Dutton pronounces Europe's longest place name, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, like it's no big thang.
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