Monday April 11th, 2016

There are two key components to a good bobblehead.

The head must bobble. And the head should look like the person it was made after.

This John Wall bobblehead may bobble like the wind, but it honestly couldn’t look less like John Wall if it tried:

Who could that be? What happened during the design process of this bobblehead?

Poor John Wall. He gets paid roughly the same as Reggie Jackson. The Wizards are missing the playoffs. And even his bobblehead—perhaps an athlete’s greatest contribution to Americana—is utter trash.

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