Monday October 3rd, 2016

Several new food items for the Texas Rangers postseason run were unveiled on Monday, and wow, they're extremely odd.

View photos of the new items below:

The Popcornopolis Pita serves up smoked brisket and macaroni and cheese on pita bread, which is then topped with caramel popcorn. The final product is what it looks like if you dropped all the ingredients on the ground and then tried scooping them up together.

The Atomic Burger is a cheeseburger with two pounds of of meat with ghost pepper cheese sauce for fans who crave spice and no regard for potential consequences.  

The TamArlington Dog removes a hot dog from its bun and then inserts it into a tamale topped with chili and nachos cheese. There's no debate: This is not a sandwich. 

If you just want to have a little bit of everything, the N.E.Q Sandwich takes a Philly cheesesteak with provolone cheese, fried jalapenos, onion rings, waffle fries, fried mozzarella and white queso. There is also Captain Morgan dipping sauce on the side in case you feel the need to get a little wild.

To all of the Rangers fans out there: Godspeed. 


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