Monday October 17th, 2016

Anthony Davis is in need of a personal assistant, and he’s apparently taken to Craigslist to find the perfect one.

What’s he looking for? Well, he’s got a pretty strict list of requirements. You need to dress well, and should probably be 6'5" with a unibrow and be able to hoop. If that sounds like you, and you’re close to New Orleans, then you should definitely reply to his ad and see what happens.

Davis posted a link to the listing to his Facebook page, so we can be pretty certain he’s behind it, though it’s probably some sort of elaborate hoax or promo.

Side note: Killer photo from AD.

– Kenny Ducey

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