Tuesday November 10th, 2015

It was one month ago that we, your humble Cauldron content gnomes, offered you a merciful alternative to the Democratic debate. We did it because we love you.

So when the Republicans kicked off their tri-monthly squawk circus over at Fox Business Network Tuesday night, we already had a plan in the works. This time, we've partnered with our friends at the Benstonium News Network to give you exclusive access to the first-ever NBA debate.

From supporting the world's professional actors to raising America's ceilings (not the debt ceiling—all of them), what follows are the weirdest, most destructive policies this side of the NCAA.

Let's meet the candidates!
 

@Benstonium

 

@Benstonium

 

@Benstonium

 

@Benstonium

 

@Benstonium

 

@Benstonium

 

@Benstonium

 

@Benstonium

 

@Benstonium

 

@Benstonium

 
 
(All images courtesy of @Benstonium)
 

SI Apps
We've Got Apps Too
Get expert analysis, unrivaled access, and the award-winning storytelling only SI can provide - from Peter King, Tom Verducci, Lee Jenkins, Seth Davis, and more - delivered straight to you, along with up-to-the-minute news and live scores.