It's Urban Meyer's world. Everyone else just coaches in it.
Meyer has enjoyed a meteoric rise to the top of this chart. When this decade dawned, Meyer was the wide receivers coach at Notre Dame under Bob Davie. Meyer went on to coach Bowling Green and Utah for two years apiece (notching 17-6 and 22-2 records, respectively) before heading to Florida, where he's entering his fifth season after amassing a 45-9 record to date.
Meyer has won two BCS titles in the past three seasons, and his Gators figure to be the overwhelming favorite to win another national championship this season.
Perhaps Meyer will get bored by all of this and scamper off to the NFL. Or perhaps he'll be lured to Notre Dame, his "dream job," and restore the Irish to national prominence.
Whatever is in his future, know this: It's good being Urban Meyer, college football's coaching king.
The top 30 coaches:
1. Urban Meyer, Florida. Two BCS titles in three seasons, with another in his sights.
2. Bob Stoops, Oklahoma. No coach can match his four BCS title game appearances.
4. Pete Carroll, USC. No program dominates its conference more. The only thing missing? More BCS titles.
5. Kirk Ferentz, Iowa. He has won big despite talent that annually ranks no better than fourth in the Big Ten each season.
7. Jim Grobe, Wake Forest. Honestly, if this guy were coaching at, say, Texas, how many national titles would he have?
8. Brian Kelly, Cincinnati. He was at his best last fall, tiptoeing around myriad quarterback injuries to lead the Bearcats to the Big East title.
9. Frank Beamer, Virginia Tech. He took a simple idea of building a program around defense and special teams -- and "Beamerball" -- and created a perennial power.
10. Mark Richt, Georgia. His résumé only lacks a national title. And you know one is coming.
11. Rich Rodriguez, Michigan. Not only has he won big, RichRod has helped change the sport with his offense.
12. Mike Riley, Oregon State. He is proof that nice guys don't finish last ... and that you can go home again.
13. Jim Tressel, Ohio State. Is he the best coach in Buckeyes history?
14. Tom O'Brien, N.C. State. He's a throwback coach who wins with toughness, discipline and lots of smarts.
15. Joe Paterno, Penn State. Perhaps his best trait at this stage of his career is knowing how to delegate.
16. Kyle Whittingham, Utah. He has taken what Urban Meyer built and made it better.
18. Gary Patterson, TCU. He's a defensive mastermind whose program is every bit as good as most in the Big 12.
19. Mark Mangino, Kansas. He has done the seemingly impossible by making Jayhawks football a nationally respected program.
20. Randy Edsall, Connecticut. There isn't a more underrated coach in the nation than Edsall, a smart taskmaster who finds ways to win.
21. Steve Spurrier, South Carolina. He has lost some luster, but Spurrier still is an offensive genius.
22. Mike Leach, Texas Tech. Perhaps no coach means more to his school than Leach, whose offenses have revolutionized the sport.
23. Greg Schiano, Rutgers. He inherited one of the worst programs in America and made it into a likeness of himself -- strong, tough and good.
24. Jeff Tedford, California. The offensive wiz has done everything but lead the Golden Bears to the Pac-10 championship.
25. Dennis Erickson, Arizona State. Erickson, who has won two national titles, yearns to finish his career with a bang.
27. Jim Leavitt, USF. He has built something out of nothing, making USF a Big East power.
28. Les Miles, LSU. The "Hat" has done enough to prove he belongs among the nation's elite.
29. Chris Petersen, Boise State. The cerebral Petersen understands how to find talent to fit his schemes.
30. Paul Johnson, Georgia Tech. He's about ready to change the way we thought teams could win in big-time football.