By Jimmy Traina
August 05, 2013

Larry Allen Won The Weekend

Larry Allen Larry Allen :: Fort Worth Star-Telegram

The Cowboys offensive lineman was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame on Saturday and killed with his speech when he revealed the details of his first date with his wife. All she needed to win Allen over, in his words, were "two chickens, french fries, a cake and a 40 ounce."

Matt Garza Was The Loser Of The Weekend

The Rangers pitcher got all bent out of shape Saturday night because the A's had the nerve to bunt on him. That would've been enough to make him look like a fool, but that was just the beginning. Garza then ripped Oakland shortstop Eric Sogard (who bunted twice) and his wife Kaycee, on Twitter. "Certain people can't shut there woman up" was Garza's classy and error-filled tweet.

Bizarre Injury Of The Day

Bills quarterback Kevin Kolb tweaked his left knee after slipping on a rubber mat while walking between practice fields.

Lovely Lady Of The Day

Natasha Barnard Natasha Barnard :: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images

SI Swimsuit's Natasha Barnard models lingerie in addition to bikinis. ... Polish model Natalia Siwiec needs to be in Hot Clicks more often, as proven here. ... Here is the latest photoshoot from Portuguese model Sara Sampaio.

GIF Of The Weekend

After 20 years of sub-.500 ball, the Pirates currently sit at 67-44. Therefore, you have to love the emotion shown by this fan, who told Rockies second baseman Charlie Culberson to have a seat after a striking out during Saturday's game.

And That's Why He's A Rocket

Mavericks owner Mark Cuban tried to recruit Dwight Howard to Dallas via a cartoon.

Sports Video Of The Day

Mets players struggle on the field. Their fans struggle in the stands.

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Breaking Bad Video Of The Day

If you're one of the many people anxiously awaiting the return of Breaking Bad this Sunday, here's something to hold you over: A group of middle school students recapping the show in musical form.

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