Chad Johnson is getting a lot of parking tickets in Montreal because he can't read the French parking signs
Chad Johnson seems to be loving the CFL, but one thing he's not loving is the hefty parking tickets he's accumulated since moving there:
The Montreal Allouettes import doesn't speak French and can't read Montreal's parking signs, and appealed to Mayor Denis Coderre for help. Coderre has yet to reply, but another Quebequois did:
Johnson, perhaps with the assistance of Google Translate, replied in French, "I am here for love, I love you."
Perhaps the best thing Ochocinco can do now is buy Rosetta Stone and change his nickname to Huitcinq.