Chad Johnson is getting a lot of parking tickets in Montreal because he can't read the French parking signs

Chad Johnson seems to be loving the CFL, but one thing he's not loving is the hefty parking tickets he's accumulated since moving there: Also on Extra Mustard:

Chad Johnson seems to be loving the CFL, but one thing he's not loving is the hefty parking tickets he's accumulated since moving there:

@DenisCoderre Denis, I love you but I'm having trouble with parking tickets, most of the parking signs are in french, I've 15 tickets. Help

— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) July 8, 2014

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The Montreal Allouettes import doesn't speak French and can't read Montreal's parking signs, and appealed to Mayor Denis Coderre for help. Coderre has yet to reply, but another Quebequois did:

Ooh, burn!

Johnson, perhaps with the assistance of Google Translate, replied in French, "I am here for love, I love you."

Je suis ici pour l'amour, je t'aime RT @mathieurompre: U can learn a playbook but can't learn 7 words of French? lundi=Monday, mardi=Tuesday

— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) July 8, 2014

Perhaps the best thing Ochocinco can do now is buy Rosetta Stone and change his nickname to Huitcinq.

[CTV News]

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