THERE IS A SOCCER TEAM NAMED FL FART IN NORWAY! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Everyone, the internet has great news for you today: THERE IS A SOCCER TEAM IN NORWAY NAMED FL FART!!
Word of the flatulently named soccer team came to light when a 91-year old man named Erling Andreassen passed away and left the team the equivalent of $636,000, in an effort to improve the performance of their men's club, which is mired in the nation's lower divisions. Andreassen even ordered that his house be sold and the proceeds go to the team.
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It seems the word "fart" means "speed" in Norway, but don't let that spoil the fun.