We're guessing he's playing off the fact that Eli has two Super Bowl victories to Peyton's one because when it comes to head-to-head matchups, Peyton is up 3-0, and Peyton's five NFL MVP awards puts Eli's zero to shame.
That's not even taking into account that a custom embroidered jersey costs $300, which is a lot of money to spend on a C+ joke.
GALLERY: RARE PHOTOS OF THE MANNINGS
Rare Photos of the Mannings
The Mannings (left to right): Olivia, Eli, Archie, Peyton and Cooper pose for a family photo.
Olivia tends to Eli as Cooper and Peyton look on.
Peyton sports Yankees pinstripes as he awaits a pitch from Cooper.
Cooper and Archie shoot hoops at the family's New Orleans home as Peyton looks on.
Archie, Olivia and their three sons.
Cooper, Eli and Peyton clown around during an SI photo shoot.
Eli takes an at bat during a Newman High baseball game.
Laying the foundation for the future careers of two Super Bowl-winning quarterbacks.
The Mannings strike a pose on their front steps.
They aren't heavy, they're my brothers.
Listen, kid, there's no way you're ever going to be as good as I'm going to be. But let me give you a few pointers.
Peyton poses for an SI cover shoot with a background prop featuring the 1970 issue of his father on the cover.
Peyton admires his pictures and trophies on display in the family home.
Peyton and Olivia look through old photographs in Peyton's bedroom.
Peyton, Eli, Archie and Cooper enjoy a Saturday afternoon at The Grove in Oxford, Miss.
Archie, Peyton and Eli hurl footballs at Cooper during a light moment at the Manning Passing Academy.
Eli, Peyton, Cooper and Archie huddle at the Manning Passing Academy.
Archie, Peyton and Eli show how to properly grip a football.
Eli, Archie and Peyton huddle while filming a commercial for Reebok.
Peyton and Eli clown around during a Direct TV commercial shoot.
Peyton, Archie and Eli attend the NERF Father's Day Football Throwdown at Chelsea Piers in New York.
Peyton and Eli talk during their football workout at Duke University.
- Brendan Maloy