Shane Battier's new job with the Heat involves singing Billy Joel

Shane Battier retired after last season and took a job with the Heat as a "team ambassador." Apparently this involves impersonating aging musicians to announce concerts at the Heat's arena. With Billy Joel coming to town, the team asked Battier to help out with the announcement. 

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Battier actually knows how to play the piano, so it's a real shame he didn't show off his skills here. Perhaps Billy Joel can bring him on stage for a little help at the show.

- Dan Gartland