Darnell Dockett is live tweeting jury duty

The always entertaining Darnell Dockett got called in for jury duty on Tuesday, so the Arizona Cardinals defensive end decided to live tweet the whole affair.
Dockett admits early on that his goal in live tweeting is to get dismissed from the case, but among the silliness he actually makes some good points about the difficulties of the jury system.
Anybody knows how long jury duty last ?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
It's hard for me to sit in jury duty and make decisions and give my opinions for some one actions. It's crazy to see how this system works.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I'm sitting in jury duty & I guess if I tell yAll how I really feel, yall would judge me, even if I was joking yall would be sensitive. Lol
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Who am I to make a decision on someone freedom. I'm not a judgmental and Im not sensitive. I could care less about someone opinion.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
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The crazy part is the people who doing jury duty with me has already made there mind up on this guy & the situation. So do I really matter?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
That's what I'm trying to do.. RT @Tamieand: @ddockett lol keep tweeting they gonna send you home !!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
The lady ask me if I wanna be here.. I said hell no I rather be home. But I don't believe in death penalty and Im not racist. Can I go now?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
The guy facing 15-20 yrs.... And what's crazy i see both sides. His and the law. If I tell yall what he "supposely" did yall be like DAMN.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I wish this guy would have told me what his intentions was, I could have helped him plan this out better to get away with it! #badplan
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Dockett eventually started to wonder if the other people in court knew he was tweeting.
I wonder if they know I'm tweeting? Oh well, they shouldn't have selected me. They brung in this big ass police officer like gone scare me😂
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I don't know if I'm sneaking on Twitter or just don't want them to know I'm tweeting. Either way they are looking at me.👀 and Im like 🙇
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
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