Jared Lorenzen offers to get under center for the Cardinals

After the Arizona Cardinals lost another quarterback on Dec. 11, Jared Lorenzen poked some fun at his corpulence while offering his services to the team.

Jared Lorenzen did not gain the nickname "The Hefty Lefty " for no reason, and when he was last on the field for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters he was listed at 320 pounds.

After the Arizona Cardinals lost another quarterback Thursday night, Lorenzen poked some fun at his corpulence while offering his services to the team.

Hey @AZCardinals I can be ready to leave in the morning. Fair warning it may take a week or 2 to get back to playing weight. #justplaying

— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) December 12, 2014

Good night twitter. Enough fun for one night. In all seriousness I hope @drewstanton is ok and comes back. That's a good team.

— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) December 12, 2014

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While Drew Stanton's status is still unknown as the team waits for the quarterback to have an MRI on his injured knee, it seems like Arizona is not a good match for Lorenzen, as it is home to the 18-inch cheese-and-bacon-stuffed corndog, known as the D-Bat.

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