How do you say "DeMarcus Cousins" in Mandarin? If you know, get in touch with the Sacramento Kings.
The Kings are looking for a Mandarin speaker to announce their starting lineup on Feb. 25 when they celebrate the Chinese New Year.
Prospective applicants are asked to make a video of themselves announcing the lineup and send it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Luckily for the Kings, Sacramento County has a higher percentage of Asian-Americans than the rest of California so hopefully they'll be able to find someone.
- Dan Gartland