The top 50 Shaq endorsements

Shaquille O'Neal has endorsed nearly everything on the planet.
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Shaquille O'Neal turned 43 today, so it felt like a good time to celebrate all he's accomplished in his career. Not his basketball career -- his other job, as a pitchman for, um, everything. I do not use this word lightly, but there is LITERALLY no chance you haven't purchased or at least used a Shaq-backed product. None.

Shaq is such a businessman now that he actually uttered this sentence to the New York Times last year: “We’d like to see if we can create a little synergy under the Shaq umbrella."

Below are just 50 of the (probably) thousands of things under the Shaq umbrella, ranked in order of their value to mankind and/or deliciousness.

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50. Sleep apnea mask

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49. Power balance bracelet

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48. iGO HEADPHONES

47. Susta sugar subsitute

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46. Quick Sticks (GLUCOSE)

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45. callsnap app

44. Apollo jets

(In case you're in the market, this is his favorite.)

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43. Enlyten diet strips

42. Shaqdown app

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41. Tout

40. Audemars piguet watches

39. Toys R Us (for charity)

38. Something called Blackphone

37. 24-Hour Fitness

Find a "Shaquille O'Neal Signature Club" near you!

36. Radio Shack

35. Soupman

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34. Zales

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33. Soda Shaq (Arizona Beverages)

32. Tiger Woods PGA Tour

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31. Shaq Fu Punch (Arizona Beverages)

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30. Muscle Milk

29. Little Shaq books

(They're not out yet.)

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28. Dunkman shoes and apparel

27. Chris Christie

26. Harbin beer

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25. Nintendo DS Tomodachi Life

24. Dove for Men

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23. JCPenney (Shaq Select sneakers)

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22. Macy's (suits)

21. Comcast

20. Monster speakers

19. Capelli slippers

18. Spalding

17. NBA 2K

16. Li-Ning shoes and apparel

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15. Drone watches

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14. vitaminwater

13. Gold Bond

12. Buick

11. Luv Shaq vodka*

*Pretty sure this never actually got released. Otherwise, it probably would have cracked the top 10.

10. Shaq Fu

9. Taco Bell

8. Nestle Crunch

7. Icy Hot

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6. Mr. Big

5. Pepsi (Shaq Attack!)

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4. Wheaties

3. Reebok

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2. Triple-Double Oreos

1. Burger King (Shaq Pack!)

Gallery: Rare photos of Shaq