The top 50 Shaq endorsements

Friday March 6th, 2015

Shaquille O'Neal turned 43 today, so it felt like a good time to celebrate all he's accomplished in his career. Not his basketball career -- his other job, as a pitchman for, um, everything. I do not use this word lightly, but there is LITERALLY no chance you haven't purchased or at least used a Shaq-backed product. None.

Shaq is such a businessman now that he actually uttered this sentence to the New York Times last year: “We’d like to see if we can create a little synergy under the Shaq umbrella."

Below are just 50 of the (probably) thousands of things under the Shaq umbrella, ranked in order of their value to mankind and/or deliciousness.

50
50Sleep apnea mask
 

 

49
49Power balance bracelet
 

 

48
48iGO HEADPHONES
 

 

47
47Susta sugar subsitute
 

 

46
46Quick Sticks (GLUCOSE)
 

 

45
45callsnap app
 

 

44
44Apollo jets
 

(In case you're in the market, this is his favorite.)

43
43Enlyten diet strips
 

 

42
42Shaqdown app
 

 

41
41Tout
 

 

40
40Audemars piguet watches
 

 

39
39Toys R Us (for charity)
 

 

38
38Something called Blackphone
 

 

37
3724-Hour Fitness
 
36
36Radio Shack
 

 

35
 
35Soupman
 

 

34
34Zales
 

 

33
33Soda Shaq (Arizona Beverages)
 

 

32
32Tiger Woods PGA Tour
 

 

31
31Shaq Fu Punch (Arizona Beverages)
 

 

30
30Muscle Milk
 

 

29
29Little Shaq books
 
28
28Dunkman shoes and apparel
 

 

27
27Chris Christie
 

 

26
26Harbin beer
 

 

25
25Nintendo DS Tomodachi Life
 

 

24
24Dove for Men
 

 

23
23JCPenney (Shaq Select sneakers)
 

 

22
22Macy's (suits)
 

 

21
21Comcast
 

 

20
20Monster speakers
 

 

19
19Capelli slippers
 

 

18
18Spalding
 

 

17
17NBA 2K
 

 

16
16Li-Ning shoes and apparel
 

 

15
15Drone watches
 

 

14
14vitaminwater
 

 

13

[youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfBU-BgYFa8]

13Gold Bond
 

 

12
12Buick
 

 

11
11Luv Shaq vodka*
 

*Pretty sure this never actually got released. Otherwise, it probably would have cracked the top 10.

10
10Shaq Fu
 

 

9
9Taco Bell
 

 

8
8Nestle Crunch
 

 

7
7Icy Hot
 

 

6
6Mr. Big
 

 

5
5Pepsi (Shaq Attack!)
 

 

4
4Wheaties
 

 

3

[youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSZ30MpNm0]

3Reebok
 

 

2
2Triple-Double Oreos
 

 

1
1Burger King (Shaq Pack!)
 

 

 

Gallery: Rare photos of Shaq

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