Shaquille O'Neal has endorsed nearly everything on the planet.
Shaquille O'Neal turned 43 today, so it felt like a good time to celebrate all he's accomplished in his career. Not his basketball career -- his other job, as a pitchman for, um, everything. I do not use this word lightly, but there is LITERALLY no chance you haven't purchased or at least used a Shaq-backed product. None.
Shaq is such a businessman now that he actually uttered this sentence to the New York Times last year: “We’d like to see if we can create a little synergy under the Shaq umbrella."
Below are just 50 of the (probably) thousands of things under the Shaq umbrella, ranked in order of their value to mankind and/or deliciousness.
(In case you're in the market, this is his favorite.)
Find a "Shaquille O'Neal Signature Club" near you!
*Pretty sure this never actually got released. Otherwise, it probably would have cracked the top 10.