Monday's A.M. Hot Clicks: Tim Tebow's Back; Miranda Kerr
It's been fewer than 24 hours since we heard the news that ESPN headline darling and occasional quarterback Tim Tebow would be signing with the Eagles, but it feels like he never left. We have stories about how many of his jerseys will be sold in Modell's, people getting fooled by the "4:19" prophecy, bitter tweets from former players who aren't Tim Tebow fans, reactions from everyone on the planet, reminders that Tebow wasn't always Chip Kelly's type, Jesus-themed headlines, etc. A college friend of Tebow's tells Peter King that Tebow wants to keep things "very low-key. He just wants to go in [Monday, to the start of the Eagles' offseason program] and fit in and say nothing." That's fine; he doesn't have to say anything. Everyone else will do it for him.
Deflategate Is Still a Thing?
It is, according to the Academy of Country Music Awards joke writers, who had Tony Romo drop this zinger Sunday night:
(To be fair, it seemed to kill with the live crowd.)
Creative Problem Solving
Jon Lester couldn't get the ball out of his glove Sunday, but he made it work.
Lovely Lady of the Day
Happy 32nd birthday to Miranda Kerr, who earns today's LLOD honors. (Click here for full-sized gallery.)
MJ vs. LeBron debate turns violent
Look, we've all been there. One second you're arguing with your roommate at 4 a.m. over who's the best basketball player of all time, and next thing you know you're arrested for aggravated assault and terroristic threats.
Steve Ballmer Has No Poker Face
Brian Shaw Rapped Through a Scouting Report
The former Nuggets coach may have lost the locker room at some point, but this is awesome.
Odds & Ends
Some Caps fans had a pretty terrible experience, to put it lightly, at Nassau Coliseum. Bad look for Islanders fans. ... Eagles quarterbacks reimagined as Power Rangers. ... Boston Marathon bombing survivors are returning to the race as runners this year. ... Doc Rivers says he "might be a bad dad" because he hasn't talked to his son about the playoffs that much. ... LPGA's Sei Young Kim wins tournament with walk-off eagle. ... Tom Brady's Facebook page strikes again with a great old-school pic. ...Kentucky fans keep licking Devin Booker's car door. ... Kim Jong-un reportedly climed North Korea's highest peak in a peacoat and with no hiking gear. Good job! We believe you!
How Much Do You Love Ramen?
Enough to bathe in it? (I kinda do.) If so, this Japanese spa has you covered.
Famous Figures in Their Formative Years
Check out this awesome collection of famous people way back when.
Some Beautiful People Made a Grizzlies Fan
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel introduced their son, Silas, to the world.
Dog Adorably Refuses to Eat Alone