Bills kicker Dan Carpenter’s baby has spoken: Buffalo will beat Miami

Sunday September 27th, 2015

The Miami Dolphins are in deep, deep doodoo Sunday.

Bills kicker Dan Carpenter’s baby has apparent superpowers and can predict the outcome of football games, according to Carpenter’s wife.

Her methods are quite unconventional, though.

She has spoken, and the Bills will be victorious.

Their baby might want to start setting fantasy lineups.

- Kenny Ducey

SI Apps
We've Got Apps Too
Get expert analysis, unrivaled access, and the award-winning storytelling only SI can provide — from Peter King, Tom Verducci, Lee Jenkins, Grant Wahl, Andy Staples and more — delivered straight to you, along with up-to-the-minute news and live scores.