Have you see the new Star Wars movie yet?
It was awesome! Well, it sucked when [redacted]. But the end when [redacted] was crazy! And who can forget when [redacted] told [redacted] about [redacted]?
Well, if you haven’t seen it, and you want to know what all the fuss is about, now is your chance. Cleveland Browns tight end Gary Barnidge tweeted Wednesday he has rented out a theater tomorrow for a screening of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Fans can watch the movie with their favorite Browns for free, although you may want to get in line early, because it’s first come, first served.
If you live in Ohio, you won’t want to miss this. This may be your only chance to see [redacted]!
- Rohan Nadkarni