Wednesday's A.M. Hot Clicks: Keilah K.; U.S. Soccer Gets Crushed

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That Was Ugly

It's official. The U.S. will not win the Copa America Centenario after a 4-0 loss to Argentina Tuesday night. Lionel Messi broke Argentina’s national-team record for goals scored with a perfect penalty shot. Fox confused someone from the U.S. team with a member of the U.S. women's national team, and coach Jurgen Klinsmann is delusional. Follow SI's Planet Futbol for extensive coverage of the tourney and Euro 2016.

Cam Newton Visits Strip Club, Seems Really Happy

I'm not posting this because Cam Newton visited a strip club—it's his prerogative. But I was struck by Newton's smile in this video.

15 Worst Postseason Failures Ever

This should make Warriors fans feel a little better.

Lovely Lady of the Day

Good for Mike Florio

Mike Florio, the man behind the Pro Football Talk twitter account, called out J.J. Watt for what Florio perceives as a constant need for attention. Then they went back and forth on how Twitter works.

Soccer Ejection of the Day

Flatulence is clearly not accepted among Swedish soccer players.

Harry Potter Memorabilia Alert

If you are a Harry Potter fan with a bunch of extra money, you'll want to read this.

Top NBA Prospects in 1989

This week in 1989: SPORT Magazine names its top 54 prospects in the NBA Draft. I'll take #30 all day long. pic.twitter.com/Bv0eT4xDuC
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) June 22, 2016

Baseball Players are Weird

Serenading @JeffFrancoeur was one of the highlights from our Miami off day! #braves #bravescountry #bravesnation pic.twitter.com/EjGk759j0Y
— Chase d'Arnaud (@chasedarnaud) June 21, 2016

This Seems Necessary

KFC's practical new box of chicken can charge phones https://t.co/Cb2WOkjnnM
— TIME (@TIME) June 22, 2016

Odds & Ends

Gabrielle Union is a big fan of Dwyane Wade’s naked body. Wade, meanwhile, is a big fan of himself ... More evidence that the Rio Olympics are a hot mess ... The UFC's attempted control of the media is embarrassing ... Alabama’s strength coach now makes $525,000 a year ... The Eagles' long snapper/magician will appear on America’s Got Talent ... I wouldn't stand in line for 24 hours to get tickets to anything, ever ... Gallery: The Day In Sports (June 21), featuring the U.S. vs. Argentina in Copa America.

How the Rio Medals are Made

All Praise Messi

For the Stephen A. Smith Haters

Shaq is the Best

Just met @SHAQ They said no cell phone photography. I thought he didn't see me recording until I watched this video. pic.twitter.com/W3RKPi9Kk7
— 𝖉𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓𝔦ᴄk 𝖓𝖆𝔱𝔦 (@KingOfContacts) June 22, 2016

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