First Pitches Don't Get Much Worse
The Internet Doesn't Work Like That
A guy in China was so embarrassed by some photos of him dancing that he tried to physically destroy the World Wide Web.
Some socks Colin Kaepernick wore three weeks ago are the biggest news story of the day, so we did a little digging.
Michelle Rodriguez: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
Michelle Rodriguez (no relation to Miss Texas) is the P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day. She has two movies coming out this year, but the one everyone is looking forward to is Fast 8, which comes out next April. (Click here for the full-size gallery.)
If I Wrote About Cricket
This English sportswriter managed to turn a whole city against him by calling it a “sad place,” among other things.
Let's All Laugh at Andy
Someone sent Andy this Patriots suit, which Rohan said makes him look like “the Masshole version of the Riddler.”
I Think Andy Would Wear These, Too
Odds & Ends
Vanilla Ice was given better odds to win Dancing With the Stars than Ryan Lochte. ... College football starts (for real) tonight. Here’s how to watch if you don’t have cable. ... I promise this story about today’s New York Times crossword puzzle is actually interesting. ... The FSU strength coach who got busted for DUI was drinking in his office with a documentary crew from Showtime. ... Commercial space travel continues to be a wonderful disaster. ... Here’s a great update to the heartwarming story of the FSU receiver eating lunch with a boy with autism.
Australian Money is Awesome
Vin Scully's Only College Home Run, In His Own Words
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