What’s up with Cam Newton’s cleats?

Well, these are something.

Cam Newton’s sartorial sensibilities are often questionable. Then, there are these cleats.

He warmed up in them on Thursday night ahead of Carolina’s meeting with New Orleans. Ask not what are those, but what were those.

That was a bad joke. UnderArmour is pulling out the stops here, it seems.

It‘s just too bad the NFL cracks down on in-game footwear. Sad!