The Jets are Really, Really Bad
Indianapolis squeaked by the Jets 41-10 on Monday Night Football. New York fans were a beaten bunch by the end of the game and Bryce Petty's brief appearance replacing Ryan Fitzpatrick at QB didn't instill them with a lot of confidence. The game wasn't a total waste though. There was a funny moment with two streakers running onto the field and Pat McAfee's Razor Ramon impression. Remember when people thought the Jets (now 3-9) would make the playoffs?
Klay Scores 60
Klay Thompson scored 60 points (in just 29 minutes) as the Warriors routed the Pacers at Oracle Arena. NBA players took to Twitter to congratulate Thompson on his achievement. Not sure what he did to celebrate after the game, but I know what he did not do.
Major League, Alternate Ending
Amberleigh West: Lovely Lady of the Day
It's been a while since we featured Amberleigh West. I highly recommend voting for her as Playmate of the Year (voting will be out soon). She is also today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery).
The Ugly Truth About Pistachio Girl
If you've been to a Phillies game, you've probably noticed the female vendor singing at the top of her voice. She used to sell pistachios (hence the nickname Pistachio Girl) before moving on to cracker jacks and other concession items. Hope you didn't get too attached to her. She was just fired after the team realized she's a white nationalist.
Extra Mustard Holiday Gift Guide
There's so much great stuff in this year's guide, so be sure to check it out. My two favorite items are the bottle openers that look like a hockey puck and the helmet speaker.
Pet Gift Guide
Go Yankees Go!
Another Draymond Green Victim
Odds & Ends
I'm way late to this but did you see this man box a kangaroo to save his dog ... Bryce Harper is looking for a $400 million contract ... Ranking all 40 college bowl games, from must-see to must-miss ... Love how the Rams best player is their punter ... United Airlines will now charge for using overhead bins ... Amazon just created the most convenient grocery store ever ... Kitchen hacks that will change your life forever ... This is what a $3 million bra looks like.
Jabrill Peppers is Excited
I Can't Believe This is Real
The Secret of My Success
I forgot that Rachel Phelps also starred in the criminally underrated The Secret of my Success. Here is the best scene from that movie.
All the Small Things (on Kalimba)
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