“Mywifenosevrything” versus “Thewifedoesntknow.”

By Extra Mustard
May 06, 2017

Lest anyone ever forget, this random horse race from 2010 produced one of, if not the greatest race call of all time, courtesy of announcer Larry Collmus.

This particular race pitted “Mywifenosevrything” versus “Thewifedoesntknow” in a back-and-forth finish. The jokes write themselves. Collmus handled it with poise.

We won’t spoil who won. Just watch the video.

Learn more about Larry Collmus here. Larry Legend, if you ask me.

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HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)