Wednesday’s Hot Clicks: A Tale of Two Beers

The do’s and don’t’s of having a beer at the game
At 10 or 12 or 14 bucks a cup, beer at the ballpark isn’t a beverage—it’s an investment. And like all investments it comes with risks. Since you’re consuming your beer in the vicinity of a baseball game, there’s always a chance your beer becomes part of the game. Two fans last night learned that lesson in very different ways.
In Chicago, Javier Baez made the Derek Jeter Play and soaked a fan’s hoodie in beer in the process.
Meanwhile, in San Diego, another fan caught a foul ball in her beer and did the only sensible thing—she chugged it.
Having to chug your beer after a ball lands in it is baseball’s only good unwritten rule.
How could you even live here?
The midges, the not-so-tiny bugs that occasionally swarm the entire city of Cleveland and once helped the Yankees blow a playoff game, are back. There are so many of them they’re showing up on the weather radar.
The pests descended upon the city again on Monday and are still sticking around, perhaps because they wanted to catch the Indians game last night.
BALLGAME!
— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) June 6, 2018
Tonight's attendance: 834,622 (mostly uninvited)#RallyTogether pic.twitter.com/7VDuDw6u6Q
Just the thought of being around that many bugs makes my skin crawl. Good thing Game 3 of the NBA Finals is indoors.
More rare than a perfect game
Max Scherzer threw an “immaculate inning” against the Rays last night, striking out the side on nine pitches. It might not be as impressive as the nine-inning dominance of throwing a perfect game but it is more rare.
There has been over 216,000 games in baseball history and just 23 perfect games:
— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 6, 2018
≈0.0106%
There has been roughly 2,000,000 innings in baseball history and just 91 immaculate innings:
≈0.0045% https://t.co/BJAtaLdxo5
Scherzer is believed to be only the fifth pitcher in history to throw two immaculate innings, according to ESPN. Lefty Grove, Sandy Koufax, Nolan Ryan and Randy Johnson are the other four.
Bits & Pieces
Angels shortstop Andrelton Simmons hurt himself slipping on the dugout steps. ... The winner of last weekend’s oyster eating contest in New Orleans ate a whopping 480. ... This article about how teens are using the internet made me realize that I’m probably not going to make it in this digital media thing for much longer. ... A French man is hoping to be the first to swim across the Pacific Ocean, from the U.S. to Japan. ... A doctor watching TV suspected a woman on HGTV had cancer. He contacted her, she went to the doctor and it turned out she did. ... The first legal sports bet in Delaware was placed by the governor. He wagered on the Phillies and won. ... Donald Glover could be playing Willy Wonka in a new reboot.
When you see how many zeroes are on your signing bonus
#Astros fifth-round pick Cody Deason: "I was a Dodgers fan and, as of about three hours ago, I am an Astros fan. That was heartbreaking to see last year. But now I look back on it and say 'Wow, this is the greatest thing that's ever happened.'"
— Chandler Rome (@Chandler_Rome) June 5, 2018
God is a Jets fan
Minutes before the heavens opened up at Gillette Stadium just now. Yes, it looked that bad.
— Andrew Siciliano (@AndrewSiciliano) June 5, 2018
(pic by @taylorvision) pic.twitter.com/luvhQRE9aa
Video games do rot your brain, I guess
talking to @MacAree about his time as a mario kart speedrunner pic.twitter.com/9mvUMcXf38
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) June 5, 2018
Uhhhh, Pedro?
Giants fans should be really excited with Bumgarner back. Now guys like Samardzija, Cueto, can drop the load on their big horse
— Pedro Martinez (@45PedroMartinez) June 6, 2018
Gourmet Skittles
Ping pong wizard
That curve though 👀
— NBC Sports (@NBCSports) June 5, 2018
(📹: @PongfinityHQ) pic.twitter.com/VLDSYdsRZq
Pretty clever
Ice Cube’s new Friday-themed promo for the Big3 is good enough to make you forget about all the wild stuff going on with lawsuits involving the league.
Nobody likes going to the gym
#https://www.instagram.com/p/BjkYj88gAwb/
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I think I had an irregular heartbeat after watching this
This is without question one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen. My skin is crawling. Every second is somehow impossibly worse than the last. I think I'm having a panic attack. pic.twitter.com/f2zHRK5zGD
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) June 5, 2018
A good song
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Dan Gartland writes Sports Illustrated’s flagship daily newsletter, SI:AM, and is the host of the “Stadium Wonders” video series. He joined the SI staff in 2014, having previously been published on Deadspin and Slate. Gartland, a graduate of Fordham University, is a former Sports Jeopardy! champion (Season 1, Episode 5).