Tweets of the Week

Tweets of the Week

Marcus Williams

<i>Following sports stars on Twitter allows us ''regular guys'' to get a peek at life on the other side, but sometimes, we just don't want to know:</i><br><br>''Is it rude to take a number 2 while u on the phone and not say? And they find out thru the flush lmaooo''<br>(6:05 PM Nov 6)

Chris Douglas-Roberts

<i>Maybe his stench will scare away the competition.</i><br><br>''How about I been in bed all day. How about I haven't brushed my hair in two days.''<br>(3:50 PM, Nov 6)

Craig Smith

<i>If the NBA doesn't work out for him, Smith can always try poetry.</i><br><br>''Cloudy day in the yay what can I say? What's goin on northern Cali''<br>(3:45 PM Nov 5)

Shaun Phillips

<i>...After you ran over all the pumps?!...</i><br><br>''Damn I almost drove into the gas station window after I ran over all the pumps. Because I had to used the restroom so bad. Lol.'' <br>(9:46 PM Nov 10)

Chad Ochocinco

<i>We can't wait until you're crying like a baby.</i><br><br>''Awesome! I'm fighting Anderson Silva-I can't wait to throw my child please combo with a kiss da baby leg kick,Silva can shut the front door!''<br> (6:36 PM Nov 11)

Dara Torres

<i>Rise and shine!</i><br><br>''USADA (drug testn) just showed up at my house....seriously, 6am?????''<br>(3:06 AM Nov 11)

Mike Sims-Walker

<i>Happy Birthday.</i><br><br>''Ok twitter world listen: my b day is in 11 days, I need 10,0000 followers in 11 days! Tell a friend and a kin to follow me! Let's go!!!''<br>(2:46 PM Nov 10)

Tony Hawk

<i>A sad but true revelation:</i><br><br>''What happens in Vegas... stays in your liver.'' <br>(9:14 AM Nov 8)